We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
North Korea, Best Korea!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
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Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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