i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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