so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Randomize
