youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
His nipple licking is glorious
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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