dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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