Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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