i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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