covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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