This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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