How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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