it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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