im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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