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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.

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(214): View more from Texas

hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?

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(209): View more from California

I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?

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(317): View more from Indiana

why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.

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(540): View more from Virginia

And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...

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