so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.