Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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