question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...