It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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