The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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