Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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