No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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