So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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