Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
it glows. i had to have it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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