ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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