And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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