I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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