Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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