You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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