you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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