are you so shy because you have an std?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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