I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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