I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
