I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You took a bar mat shot.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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