I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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