if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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