What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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