She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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