The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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