i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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