I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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