As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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