All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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