After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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