Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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