at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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