What should our trivia night team be named?
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are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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