so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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