I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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