wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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