Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
The ass gains better be worth it
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