So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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