my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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