My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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