Is it because I queefed?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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