all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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