The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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