I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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