I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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