I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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MIDGETS
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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