There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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